After 15 years in storage, the Lemmons had developed a delayed fuse. It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in but once they did, POW! I mean I had skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase.
These little bastards were so strong, I discovered a whole new phase: the cerebral palsy phase.
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Stolen from Max 😝. Had such a good night last night and met loads of new people. Yay! #goth #girlswithtattoos #allblackeverything #corp #friends
Off ahhhht #selfie #choker #girlswithtattoos #nightout
“My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their tale. No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans.” -A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
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